- friend: what's otp stand for?
- me: one true pairing
- friend: tell me about your one true pairing
- me: ...
- friend: ...
- me: ....
- friend: ....
- me: which one
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
Oh golly gee <333
Hellfire - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Oh my Owo
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
nah, being a dick to other people based on what they choose to eat is what makes a shithead
hate to break it to you
I will eat everyone you hold dear OP.
Can I join you.
Oh, what’s that? I’m an awful person because I eat meat, which provides a great deal of sustenance for a species that evolved to gain nutrients from meat, vegetables, and fruit, as well as many other different types of food, each presenting their own benefits? I’M SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF DELICIOUS FOOD ENTERING MY MIND, MOSTLY MEAT-BASED. IT’S SIZZLING IN A VERY APPEALING MANNER, MIGHT I ADD.
I can’t stand vegetarians who say shit like this. You’re making yourself look like a humungous asshole. I feel bad for the sane vegans (you know, the ones who don’t judge others for eating meat and respect them?) who have to put up with people like you. SMH
Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others.
Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
it’s like i can hear the collective sigh of all my followers when i try to be funny
A Little Pain - Olivia Lufkin
Beautiful song ♥
Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
This is one of my favorite songs by her! owo b