June 2013
German phrases I know
- Guten Tag
- Auf Wiedersehen
- SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
Imagine your favorite character turning into a kitten, you rescuing them, showering them with love and them being so cuddly, until one day, they transform back to their normal form, thank you, and give you a huge hug
ugh i was talking to this girl and she was wearing a band tshirt and i asked her what her favourite album was and she said that she only knew one song so i congratulated her on expanding her music taste and not caring on whether or not people think she is a “real fan”
I had mashed potatoes with fried cheese for lunch
imagine if our blogs were actually run by the people in our icons tho
Imagine you had a robot boyfriend and you were snuggling into his chest, and you could hear a soft humming and whirring, like the machine version of a heartbeat UvU
omg no
NNNNNNNNNNNN
Are you trying to make me cry or somethin’…?
what guilty pleasures rustle your bustle
idk if I consider this a guilty pleasure but ummm
nosebleeds
like when a hot guy gets punched in the face so hard their nose starts bleeding and they lick off the blood on their lips hdfgd////
foervraengd replied to your post: HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE SHOWER???
I do it too huhuhuhu *hi-fives*
hell yeah
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE SHOWER???
yes
sometimes I still do it’s gr8
I’ve never done this before but
it’s tmi Tuesday so you can send me TMIs if you want
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS
i want a a restraining order against every spider
ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
Imagine your favorite character in the middle of reading aloud a raunchy fanfiction of the both of you, and getting flustered when they notice you’ve been listening in
sext: *evangelion opening*
